Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Because you can jack it when we get back to my place" I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it Looking at a girls ass Where does this bus go anyway? Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? So hey you want chay come to this Party? Well First you gotta take this D-tour.
Do you like Alphabet soup If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Are you a racehorse? My nuts. I'm sure this D won't hurt. This Dick a rental car company It Blows!
You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! Practice Your Pickup Lines Are you ready to practice your pickup lines?
Would you like a jacket? Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Do you have pet insurance? An icebreaker. I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.
I have an opening you can fill. Roses or daises?
Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? You know what cums after C Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Chag about you get on your knees and smile like a donut!
Are you my new boss? Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. I thought paradise was further south?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? Let's play breathalyzer! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe? Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pussy. I'm an interior decorator. Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much linez. Cause you gonna be choking on the D I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs. Then duck down here and get some meat. I prefer the moans.
Because i want to go down on you. I think I lost my keys; can I check your pants?
Girl: I don't know, what? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Hi, I'm bisexual. There are so many things you can do with the ttalk why waste it on talking? How many drinks will it take for you to spread your legs? The D!
Do you like dragons? Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza. I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.
Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend Hi! Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna twlk that?
Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face. Each night with me is a unique experience.
You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle Were you conceived on a sofa? Do you like yoga?